THINGS I’VE NEVER DONE:
- Been arrested
-Been in jail
-Taken drugs
-Been drunk
-Been to a bar(I’ve been to restaurants that HAVE bars but never to a bar itself)
-Got a sexually transmitted disease
- experienced passion or romance
- made out with a girl
- driven a car
- gone to a prom
- had a guy I’ve been attracted to like me back
- been popular
- attended my graduation(I moved in the summer to another city before graduation)
- been bit by a shark
- been a nudist
- skydiving
- had a big fancy wedding(we had a small one)
- had a one night stand
- touched a hippo
-eaten horsemeat
- committed a crime
- been happy with my looks or weight
- skinny dipped
- gotten an “A” on a math exam
- been able to make friends easily
- fit in with other people
- had cancer
- found happiness in life
- had the love of my parents
- meet royalty(although I did meet a former Prime Minister once!)
-flown on a private jet(I fly commercial with the rest of the peasant masses)
- had a happily-ever-after ending
- swam with dolphins
- been pretty
- loved myself
- gone over Niagara Falls in a barrel
- been famous
- supported war
- paid more than 200$ for any single item
- had more than 1 sexual partner
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As well, I ordered this really cool 3-D hippo T-shirt online; it looks like the hippo face is coming out right at you.It was supposed to be 14$ but for me in Canada it ended up to be 35$,the kids put balloons on a bush so now we have a balloon tree, the 14 YR old came back from 3 weeks at camp and he got a haircut and is suntanned and looks thinner, my hubby cruelly snarled at me(when I mentioned how the 5 YR old has a behaviour problem always being so bad) that I “don’t like ANY of the kids!” which hurt and isn’t true and the 9 YR old told me to “just ignore him” (like how I’m always telling her about bullies and others that are mean to her) and I saw this analogy from “Sesame Street” that perfectly describes me around other people: “One of these things is not like the other, one of these things doesn’t belong.”
