The most disgusting product review ever!

Ok, this is the Diva Cup. It is a flexible silicone cup you insert into your (what my kids call “rude-part”) to catch the monthly flow of,well, you know…”Aunt Flow!” It saves mess and expense of pads,and of the mess of tampons, sounds good so far, right….except after having birthed 11 kids I’m,well, ahem…stretched(a massive gaping cavern is probably more like it!!),and the little cup keeps slipping down and FALLS OUT!(I even have it in the largest size!) it also leaks! In theory it looks good and perhaps for others it works(if the cup actually stays PUT like it’s supposed to!) but not for me.I AM one of THOSE people though, too; the unlucky souls where nothing works for or ever goes right for;I’m sorta cursed like that, so it could just be that,too(even if the exact same  thing works for other people it never works for me)..either way, since it always falls out, I wouldn’t recommend it,esp. as it costs 50$!! GROSS-OUT factor: I always have to keep shoving it back up every few minutes. It has to be taken out, emptied of it’s contents, washed, and re-inserted(I do this 3-4 times over 24 hours). The pressure makes it hard for me to pee. I have to take it out if I do(the kids call “ca-ca”) or else it shoots out with the pushing(TMI?) I sometimes get all crampy with it and it rubs on, well, let’s just say, certain parts. I have woken up with it turned side-ways and leaking.Maybe my anatomy is just abnormal?

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