“Not me!” Monday.

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I didn’t flush a mouse I caught during the night down the toilet….

I didn’t feel relieved, even joyous, our haughty and difficult 18 year old daughter  is leaving for camp for 7 weeks on Friday,which will drastically lessen the stress-level,strife, and conflict in our home…

I didn’t use someone’s else’s toothbrush and not say anything…

I didn’t have a secret desire to haul off and hit someone who makes my life a living Hell…

I didn’t skip the kids’ baths figuring they got clean enough swimming  in the pool…

I didn’t shoot a tresspassing cat(that poops in our sandbox!!) with a water-gun…

I didn’t kiss my puppy on the lips…

I didn’t knock over a big bowel of rice all over the floor…

I didn’t use the same scissors to trim the “dingleberries”off the dog’s butt-hairs as I use to cut the kids’ hair(but I DID wash them!)

….NOT ME!!