“Not me!” Monday!

A blog carnival originated at http://www.mycharmingkids.net

I didn’t laugh when the 2 year old came up to me and spelt out the “F-Word” letter by letter, as his big brother taught him….

I didn’t do rude gestures and yell out insults at drivers who kept cutting us off and snuck in and stole our parking spot as we were backing in…

I don’t have secret evil thoughts of completely shaving the dog bald just to see what he’d look like….

I didn’t tell off my constantly  bossy, controlling,meddling mother( when she kept complaining and criticizing and taking over our paint job), “If you don’t like the way WE do it then feel free to do it YOURSELF if you think you can do a better job!!”….

I don’t have fantasies of doing rude things to George Clooney….

I didn’t suffer having a freezing cold bath when the tub hot water tap was broken rather than to wait until it was fixed or have a shower…

NOT ME!!