“Not me!” Monday.

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I didn’t…bath the dog in the same little tub I bath the 2 year old….

I don’t….dread returning to our homeschooling tomorrow….

I didn’t….crack up laughing when the 6 year old exclaimed while playing a board game,”Look! It says ‘f*ck!'”..it really said “fork.”…

I didn’t…secretly feel relieved and rejoicing our snotty 18 year old( with a major attitude problem and sense of entitlement) went off to university out of town, knowing it will drastically lessen the strife and conflict in our home with her gone…

I didn’t…envy someone I found out was prego, when I struggle to these  past few years…

I didn’t….feel glad my husband will be going back to work tomorrow after 2 weeks off….here all day, in my way, being annoying and generally getting on my nerves…

NOT ME!!!