“Not me!” Monday.

A blog carnival created by http://www.mckmama.com   This weeks’ is during our Caribbean trip…..

I didn’t…laugh out loud snorkelling to learn of a fish called “slippery dick”…

I didn’t…yell out, “FYFF!”(Feed your fat face) in the buffet line….

I didn’t…scream “My eyes are bleeding!” seeing extremely obese people at the beach and poolside in bikinis…

I didn’t…lose my balance and fall off a sailboat into the sea with the camera around my neck, completely destroying it in salt water…

I didn’t…join the kids making funny “fart” sounds with the snorkels….

I didn’t….dub the cruise the “Loser Booze Cruise” seeing so many people smoking,drinking,gambling,playing BINGO,and watching sports…

I didn’t…shriek in disgust seeing a naked guy at the beach….

I didn’t…walk thru the airport wearing my funny hat with dreadlocks attached to it…

I didn’t….crack up laughing hearing the newlywed wife in the cabin beside ours yell,”It’s so HUGE!”…..

I didn’t…yell,”That little f*cker stole my chip!” when a bird swooped down and snatched a chip right out of my hand…

NOT ME!!