“Not me!” Monday.

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I didn’t…feel jealous and hurt to hear a friend had a birthday outing with friends(without me) even though drinking and partying isn’t my thing…

I didn’t..become a nosey neighbour standing outside gawking as rescue trucks raced to the neighbour’s  across the street….

I didn’t…feel righteous anger and disappointment(and consider withdrawing our kids from the group) to hear the youth group is having a Hallowe’en party, even though as Christians we’re commanded to avoid anything connected to the occult…

I didn’t…feel tempted away on the trip to not return home…

I don’t….not miss the 2nd oldest away at university; glad the household is more peaceful without her and her snarky spoiled attitude…

I didn’t….crack-up laughing when the 2 year old came up to me and announced, “Eat me!”….

I didn’t…feel relieved I don’t seem to be able to get prego anymore when I heard of 2 people who died shortly after giving birth…

I don’t…feel increasingly fed-up with someone who’s shamelessly promoting herself, acting proud and arrogant even though she calls herself a “Christian”….

I didn’t….watch a crude inappropriate movie but laugh anyway…

I don’t…subscribe to Facebook’s “Date of the day” daily “hunk” even though I’m already married…

NOT ME!!