GOOD IDEA: Vacationing in Europe
BAD IDEA: Swimming to get there.
GOOD IDEA: Going to church
BAD IDEA: Going to church naked.
GOOD IDEA: Breastfeeding your baby.
BAD IDEA: Breastfeeding your baby underwater.
GOOD IDEA: Having a baby
BAD IDEA: Having a baby at 13.
GOOD IDEA: Eating soup.
BAD IDEA: Eating soup with a chopstick.
GOOD IDEA: Weighing yourself.
BAD IDEA: Weighing yourself having to use an elephant scale.
GOOD IDEA: Sitting outside.
BAD IDEA: Sitting outside in winter at -35 C.
GOOD IDEA: Having a picnic.
BAD IDEA: Having a picnic during a tornado.
GOOD IDEA: Climbing a tree.
BAD IDEA: Climbing a tree because a bear is chasing you.
GOOD IDEA: Picking fruit.
BAD IDEA: Picking fruit next to a hornet’s nest.
GOOD IDEA: Getting married.
BAD IDEA: Getting married to a relative.
GOOD IDEA: The military helping to evacuate in natural disasters.
BAD IDEA: The military killing innocent civilians overseas.
GOOD IDEA: Going on a trip.
BAD IDEA: Going on a trip but forgetting your passport.
GOOD IDEA: Naming your dog “Rover.”
BAD IDEA: Naming your kid “Rover.”
GOOD IDEA: Going to the bathroom when you wake up.
BAD IDEA: Going to the bathroom while you’re still asleep.
GOOD IDEA: Getting a love letter form a secret admirer.
BAD IDEA: Getting a love letter from a secret admirer in prison.
GOOD IDEA: Reading your diary.
BAD IDEA: Someone else reading your diary.
GOOD IDEA: Wearing goggles swimming.
BAD IDEA: Wearing goggles on the bus.
GOOD IDEA: Giving money to charity.
BAD IDEA: Giving someone else’s money to charity.
GOOD IDEA: Picking up trash.
BAD IDEA: Picking up white trash.
GOOD IDEA: Finding a mouse in a mousetrap.
BAD IDEA: Finding a mouse in your bed.
GOOD IDEA: Snorkelling in the ocean.
BAD IDEA: Snorkelling in your bathtub.
GOOD IDEA: Finding money.
BAD IDEA: Losing money.
GOOD IDEA: Breaking a record.
BAD IDEA: Breaking your leg.
GOOD IDEA:Taking a laxative before bed.
BAD IDEA:Taking a laxative before a long flight.