Lalaloopsy.

 Take a look at these hideous god-awful things,aren’t they ugly as sin? For some unknown reason our 8 and 10 YR olds love them and want to get them. I can’t believe it! They look like rag dolls(they even have tacky button eyes! Gaaaaccckk!) that crawled out of the dumpster, they’re so ugly and the clothes don’t even match! They certainly didn’t inherit my taste, that’s for sure! The 12 YR old thinks they’re hideous as well. They even have stupid names like Peanut Big Top, Misty Mysterious, Marina Anchors, Bee Spells A Lot, etc. How dumb can you GET? They wanted me to get them for them for Christmas  too but I’m NOT wasting my $$$ on something so ugly; if they want them they’ll have to use their own $$$. It seems the uglier things are the more popular they are, like those ghoulish Monster High dolls that look like a Goth/vampire version of Barbie, or that fugly SpongeBob with it’s bug eyes, spindly little legs and buck teeth. Ugh.

As well, yesterday as I was sitting out on the veranda this redneck skank let her dog crap on our lawn and I was right there and she saw me, and I was so tempted to say,”Are you going to pick that UP?”(which, of course she didn’t) and then I had to suppress all urges to not pick up the turds and throw them at her and yell,”Hey, you FORGOT this!” I can’t believe the nerve of people here; they are so rude and disrespectful of other people’s property. They are also the type you don’t want to aggravate for fear of retaliation, fire-bomb your house or throw a brick thru your window or file some bogus report on you to the authorities in revenge, so all I did was give her the “Up Yours!” when her back was turned, but it was oh, so tempting!(but I just kept my evil thoughts to myself) People here SUCK!