Things I’ll Never Have To Worry About!

 THINGS I’LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT:

-Job interviews

– Having to choose between 2 guys that are fighting over me.

– Getting prostate cancer.

– Being arrested.

– Going to jail.

– Having any more babies.

– Getting fired.

– Being malnourished.

– Traffic tickets.

– Being kidnapped for ransom.

– Growing a beard.

– Being assassinated.

– Dying of a drug overdose.

– Being underweight.

– Falling off a roof.

– Failing on an exam.

– Bed head or hat hair.

– Losing an election.

– Being mistaken for a liberal.

-Being targeted by the Mob or drug lords.

– Being nominated for MENSA.

– Being mistaken for a celebrity.

– Re-marriage.

– Choking on a chicken bone.

– My kids being indoctrinated in public school.