I’ve been naughty….when I heard about singer Lenny Kravitz’s wardrobe malfunction( that his tight leather pants split open during a recent concert, exposing his THING) I just HAD to see for myself and my curiousity got the better of me esp. since I heard that it’s pierced and I wondered exactly where the piercing was located( it wasn’t where I’d thought!) so I did a Google search for the uncensored version. That was my thrill for the day and it didn’t disappoint.(He even had a boner, too, so it was a bonus!) Who knew that he goes “Commando” and doesn’t wear any underwear?( maybe he’ll reconsider and will from now on?) The 20 YR old said he has a photo of it as his computer wallpaper. I was lucky that the priest I like was at church so I went to Confession and he cracked up laughing loudly; twice, once at what happened to Lenny and then at what I did and he said sometimes we have “weird curiousities” and just left it up to me to choose which prayer to say as penance which surprised me as I thought it was a really baaaad one and I’d be having to say every prayer there is! That’s my Catholic conscience at work there.
This is also the latest picture of my ugly mug. I put it on my Facebook under the heading “My Ugly Face” and people said I’m not ugly, and I look nice and they like my tan, etc. but I know that they’re just being nice and trying to make me feel better. I saw myself in a mirror at the mall the other day and I look like a fat ugly dyke. No wonder no guys were ever interested in me. EVERYONE is prettier than I am. I am also wearing my hippo necklace in the picture but it’s hard to really see it well.