It’s soooo sexy when……
- My nose runs with the cold.
- My nose is always congested with allergies and blockages.
- I clomp and shuffle along in my clunky winter boots.
- My hair looks all greasy from hair styling products.
- I weigh as much as a baby hippo.
- My belly flab hangs there like an apron.
- My thunder thighs make a sound when they rub together.
- My “muffin-top” hangs out over the waist of my pants.
- The elastic on my socks leaves imprints on my “cankles.”
- My fat and blubber wiggles and jiggles.
- I get cold sores.
- You can see all my scars from all my surgeries.
- My boobs sag.
- I drool on my pillow as I sleep.
- I go around the house in my PJ’s.
- I’m bloated.
- I bite my fingernails down to little slivers.
- I don’t shave.
- I’m madder than a hatter.
- My stretch marks are visible.
- In winter I’m whiter/paler than a ghost
I’m so sexy! I have so “much” to offer! I’m sooooo sexy! Now you can see WHY guys are always lining up for me!