The Worst Shows On TV.

CornerGas In no particular order, the worse TV shows:

Corner Gas. Lame-ass Canadian show that makes me think of the stereotypical dumb Newfie joke.

TrailerParkBoys Trailer Park Boys: Another lame Canadian show about trailer trash that would only appeal to other white trash.

Hockey Sports: hockey, football, baseball, etc.. totally boring and always pre-empting all the other good programs. I’d rather have pins stuck in my eyes than watch it.

AmericanIdol American Idol: talent shows are the lamest of the lame.

Wrestling Wrestling: Nothing quite says “white trash” more than wrestling. It caters to the lowest common denominator.

DancingWithTheStars Dancing With The Stars. Seriously? For those who truly have NO LIFE.I don’t know who’s the bigger loser: the people that are on the show…or the ones that watch it!

JerseyShore Jersey Shore: A show featuring a bunch of trashy party animals. They call this entertainment? For real? New Jersey must be so ashamed.

TheBachelor The Bachelor. Lamest idea ever. I can’t believe Patti actually WATCHES this crap. I’m actually embarrassed for her.

BigBrother(TVshow) Big Brother and Big Brother Canada: This useless waste of TV time highlights a houseful of low-lifes, the degenerates and pond scum of the earth backbiting and back-stabbing one another. Only losers would find this even mildly entertaining.

TheSimpsons The Simpsons. Just crass, crude,and vulgar. ‘ Nuff said.

DuckDynasty(new) Duck Dynasty. A show about a bunch of rednecks for rednecks that want to watch other rednecks being rednecks.

Kardashians Keeping Up With The Kardashians: who would ever want to follow people that are famous solely for making a porno tape? That’s their claim to fame? Such shallow,sleazy fame whores flaunting their wealth is nothing but off-putting.

TeenMom Teen Mom: glorifying white trash having kids in their teens. Need I say more?

RealHousewives The Real Housewives Of( insert name of city here) Following the filthy rich women of leisure….yawn…and this is supposed to hold my interest HOW?

Other notable awful shows of the past also include:

“Friends” – Boring as hell and incredibly lame; I never could see what all the fuss was about.

“Sex And The City”- Disgusting show about a bunch of whores. I’ll pass.

“Seinfeld” – Totally stupid and lame.

“Hee-Haw” – *THE* dumbest show of ALL time, EVER; it was this really stupid show I remember as a kid from the 70’s.

“Survivor”- Contestents drinking blood crosses a line and is just going too far. Is that thing even still on anymore?