Lilac Season.

Screen Shot 05-22-16 at 11.42 AM It’s May and you know what that means……lilacs! They’ve always been my fave. flowers and I just *LOVE* the smell(I even wear lilac perfume!!) and I have my entire life, even when I was a little kid. My grandmother used to have a bush in her backyard and give me some and I dreamed of having lilacs in my wedding bouquet one day except I got married in December and we had an el-cheapo wedding so it never happened but maybe I can have them at my funeral, esp. since most people in my family do die in May so the odds are very high…. After church  I went on a lilac hunt and got a big garbage bag full and it filled 4 vases and I have them all over the house so now the whole house smells like lilacs and I just love it.I think that’s what Heaven must smell like. I picked them from a public area though; I won’t steal them off anyone’s property; I’ll just take them from a park, a field, or along the road.Like all beauty, they don’t last long though and are only in bloom for 2 weeks.

As well, I had this evil thought(since my mother’s such a bitch to me all the time) to rub my mother’s toothbrush in my ass crack and then put it back for her to use as my way of quiet, silent revenge, but I’m not sure which one is hers though or if she even has one or just uses whichever one is there or if she even brushes her teeth at all, esp. since she hardly even has any teeth left, and in church yesterday a guy sitting beside me said, “Nice tan!” and it’s been a YR since my boob reduction surgery as well  and I wanted small boobs so that they wouldn’t bounce and jiggle when I walk but they still do so they’re still bigger than I was hoping for but not as bad as they were.

The neighbour across the street was giving away a bunch of free stuff as well so we took a  computer chair and a couple of bedside tables, and a futon which we gave to the 18 YR old and it can be used as both a couch and a bed, and I also just found out that someone paid the 18 YR old’s first month’s rent and I’m not going to say who it is because they don’t like me talking about them on my blog but I just want them to know that I think it was a very nice thing for them to do, esp. when I don’t think that they have alot of spare $$$$$ themselves. The 13 YR old also went online and ordered a bunch of free samples as she likes to get mail and likes free stuff but I just hope that she didn’t sign her life away , promise them her first-born,or something, or join some club where she has to buy something every month for the rest of her life …..