Peonies.

Screen Shot 06-12-16 at 10.57 AM The peonies in our garden are in full bloom and here are some freshly-cut that I put on the dining room table. I just LOVE peonies; I can smell them forever, so much, in fact, that I’ve probably even used up all the smell! The only thing I don’t like about them is that they always seem to have ants in them, so when I sniff them I have to be careful that I don’t inhale an ant up my nose! Ewwww! The 17 YR old was late for church as well and when I said it’s disrespectful to show up late and you ‘re supposed to be on time my mother sneered, “That’s just YOU!”….uh, no…everyone’s supposed to be there when it starts; it’s not an Open House where you drop-in and come and go as you please,and I really don’t know what she has against God, religion,and church, but she always has these snotty remarks towards it, and as for the 17 YR old she’ll just have to get up earlier on Sundays then to have more time to make sure she gets there on time!

I also GOT LAID LAST NIGHT!! This is BIG NEWS as it’s been ages; my hubby took pity on poor pitiful me when he saw me browsing the vibrators at the naughty store the other day and even though he’s repulsed by my fat ass he still climbed on ( truth be told, he wanted some,too) and it was glorious…oh, God….I really needed that and I couldn’t wipe the smile off my face all day, and I have a newfound sense of freedom now,too I don’t have to worry about getting prego anymore at my age(49) now my eggs are all shrivelled up, but it’s nice to know that I still have some treads left on these old tires! I just feel like shouting it out to the world!

Poor Patti also got thrown off her scooter and broke her femur! Now, that’s the strongest bone in the human body and really hard to break and she was in traction overnight and they accessed an artery in her leg to freeze it and in the morning she had surgery where they put pins and a rod in to fix it and when the swelling goes down she’ll get a cast and will stay in the hospital for a couple more days. Holy shit! Who knew that scooters could be so dangerous? From now on she’ll have to wear a helmet and knee and elbow pads….and full body armour,too! She’s on a morphine drip as well and I worry she’ll get addicted to  the painkillers like how she did with the Oxycontin when she had her knee surgery and my mother snarked we’re a “good pair, her a ‘junkie’ and me a pothead.”I wondered if I would take in her dog to look after it for her too(it turned out one of her sons took it) while she recovers and my mother screeched no way, she didn’t want Buddy and there’s no way she wants TWO DOGS running around, chasing eachother…..she really is one selfish bitch that only thinks about herself. She is also the most mean-spirited, spiteful, and unforgiving person that I know.