Hippos are fat. I’m fat.
Hippos love to lay around in the sun. I love to lay out in the sun.
Hippos love the water. I love the water.
Hippos are virtually hairless. I am virtually hairless.
Hippos are lazy. I’m lazy.
Hippos have big mouths. I have been told I have a big mouth.
Hippos are fierce. I am fierce.
I must be a hippo.
Can I live at the zoo?
Why not? Nowadays people can self-identify as anything they want…..