I’m A Hippo.

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Hippos are fat. I’m fat.

Hippos love to lay around in the sun. I love to lay out in the sun.

Hippos love the water. I love the water.

Hippos are virtually hairless. I am virtually hairless.

Hippos are lazy. I’m lazy.

Hippos have big mouths. I have been told I have a big mouth.

Hippos are fierce. I am fierce.

I must be a hippo.

Can I live at the zoo?

Why not? Nowadays people can self-identify as anything they want…..