Good things about being over 50.(No, I’m NOT yet!!) Thanx to Mark.

> > laugh…..it is all true…
> >
> > Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading
> towards  70!
>
> >
> > 01.  Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
> >
> > 02.  In a hostage situation you are likely to be
> released first.
>
> > 03. No one expects you to run–anywhere.
> Ø      04. People call at
> 9 pm and  ask, did I wake you?
> >
> > 05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
>
> >
> > 06.  There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
>
> > 07. Things you buy now won’t wear out.
> >
> > 08.  You can eat supper at 4 pm.
> >
> > 09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
>
> >
> > 10.  You get into heated arguments about pension
> plans.
> >
> > 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a
> challenge.
> >
> > 12.  You quit trying to hold your stomach in no
> matter who walks into the room…
>
> >
> > 13.  You sing along with elevator music.
> >
> > 14. Your eyes won’t get much worse.
> >
> > 15. Your investment in health insurance is finally
> beginning to pay off.
> >
> > 16.  Your joints are more accurate meteorologists
> than the national weather
>
> > service.
> >
> > 17.  Your secrets are safe with your friends because
> they can’t remember them either.
> >
> > 18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to
> manageable size.
>
> > 19. You can’t remember who sent you this list.
>
>
> Ø
> > And you notice these are all in Big Print for your
> convenience.
>
> > Forward this to everyone you can remember right now!
>
>
> Ø
> > And Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping
> pill and a laxative
>
> > on the same
> night.

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