Politically incorrect joke!

> HOW
> MOSES GOT THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
>
>
> God went to
> the Arabs and said,
> ‘I have Commandments for you that will make your lives
> better.’
>
> The Arabs asked, ‘What are Commandments?’
> And the Lord said, ‘They are rules for
> living.’
>
> ‘Can you give us an example?’
>
> ‘Thou shall not kill.’
>
> ‘Not kill?     We’re not
> interested.’
>
> So He went to
> the Blacks
>  and said, ‘I have Commandments.’
>
> The Blacks
> wanted an example, and the Lord said,
> ‘Honor thy Father and Mother.’
>
> ‘Father?
> We don’t know who our fathers are. We’re not
> interested.’
>
> Then He went
> to the
>  Mexicans and said,
> ‘I have Commandments.’
>
> The Mexicans
> also wanted an example, and the Lord said ‘Thou shall
> not steal.’
>
> ‘Not
> steal?    We’re not
> interested.’
>
> Then he went
> to the French and said, ‘I have
> Commandments.’
>
>
>
>
>
> The French
> too wanted an example and the Lord said, ‘Thou shall not
> commit adultery,’
>
> ‘Not
> commit adultery?   We’re not
> interested.’
>
> Finally, He
> went to the Jews and said,
> ‘I have Commandments.’
>
> ‘Commandments?’
> They said, ‘How much are they?’
>
> ‘They’re free.’
>
> ‘We’ll
> take 10.’
>
>
>
> There,
> that should offend just about
> everybody!!!

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