Who can find a free-bird woman? for her feet are never at home.
The heart of her husband doth faithfully submit to her, so that he shall have no need of giving an opinion.
She will rule over him good and keep him in his place all the days of her life.
She seeketh fulfilment, and pleasure, and worketh feverishly to climb her career ladder.
She is like a world traveler; she racketh up frequent flier miles.
She riseth to pursue her career, and giveth instruction to her husband, and a day-care to her children.
She is a real estate tycoon: with the fruit of her hands she plans entire communities.
She girdeth her loins with hours at the gym, and strengtheneth her arms.
She perceiveth that her merchandise is of high fashion: her credit card balance goeth not out as it soars out of sight.
She layeth for hours in her tanning bed, and her hands have nails well done.
She stretcheth out her hand to the designer clothing store; yea, she reacheth forth her hands to the latest fashion.
She is not afraid of the mini-shirt for her daughter: for all her household are clothed with scanty items.
She maketh herself coverings of spandex; her clothing is short and deep-plunging.
Her husband is known at the golf course, when she permits him a few hours with the boys.
She maketh business luncheons, and Chamber events; and delivereth carry-out unto the family.
Public schools and television mentor her children; and she shall rejoice if she’s home in time for Oprah.
She openeth her mouth with scorn of Biblical authority; and in her tongue is mockery and contempt.
She earneth a high salary to support her high fashion, and for her husband could never alone support her high-maintence ways.
Her children grow up, and hardly miss having never known her; her husband also, and he dreadeth her.
Many daughters have done foolishly, but thou exceedeth them all.
Favour is desirable, and beauty is plastic-enhanced: but a woman that maketh her career her calling, she shall soon be forgotten.
Give her of the fruit of her ways; and let her own works tell of her rebellion.