The Miracle Of Toilet Paper. Thanx to Bev for this.

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my

husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically

telling me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a

suggestion.

‘If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet

paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.’

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in

front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. ‘How long will

this take?’ I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years,’ my husband replies. I

Stopped. ‘Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between

My breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?’

Without missing a beat he says, ‘Worked for your ass, didn’t it?’

He’s still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk

again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a

straw.

Stupid, stupid man.

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