What My Mother Taught Me. Thanx To Pam.

What My Mother Taught Me
1. My Mother taught me about the weather!
“Your room looks like a tornado hit it!”
2. My Mother taught me about religion!
“You better pray that comes out of the carpet!”
3. My Mother taught me about time travel!
“If you do not straighten up, I am going to knock you into the middle
of next week!”
4. My Mother taught me about osmosis!
“Shut your mouth, and eat your supper!”
5. My Mother taught me about the circle of life!
“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”
6. My Mother taught me about envy!
“There are millions of less fortunate children in the world, who do not
have wonderful parents like you!”
7. My Mother taught me about receiving!
“You are going to get it when we get home!”
8. My Mother taught me about genealogy!
“Shut that door! You were not raised in a barn!”
9. My Mother taught me about justice!
“One day you will have kids! I hope that they turn out just like you!”
10. My Mother taught me about logic!
“Because I said so, that is why!”
11. My Mother taught me about stamina!
“You will sit there until all of your spinach is gone!”
12. My Mother taught me about irony!
“Keep crying! I will give you something to cry about!”
Share this if you have ever heard these words from your Mother’s mouth
or possibly said some of these words a couple of times yourself!

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