“Not me!” Monday.

A blog carnival beginning at http://www.mckmama.com

I didn’t…judge someone even though they were being hypocritical and I’d just had enough of their inflated ego….

I didn’t….threaten the 15 year old I’d give him a French Manicure if he didn’t cut his fingernails…

I didn’t…think, “Screw you then!” when I was hurt as just 5 minutes after I accepted a Facebook friend request they deleted me….

I didn’t…laugh out loud seeing a big jiggly fat guy on TV and exclaim,”His boobs are even bigger than MINE!”…

I didn’t….automatically assume hearing a musician had died that he probably OD’d on drugs….

I didn’t….laugh when the 6 year old, referring to the altar at Church, asked me, “How long until we go up on stage?”….