Laff For The Day.

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According To You.

 Yesterday my hubby scoffs to me, “I found a replacement for your dog!” and showed me a picture of a skeleton of a dead animal. Why does he have to be so mean all the time,and why is he always such an asshole? I just shrugged and walked away and he was disappointed and said, “That wasn’t the reaction I was hoping for!” and I replied, “You’re not worth it!” He’s always tormenting me like this, and I like this song “According To You” as it mirrors my life, part of it now, and part of it what I hope  for the near future: I already have the guy(my hubby) that hates me and belittles me and I hope to soon find the guy that loves me, cherishes me, and finds what HE hates about me to be endearing,and it won’t be a hard choice; I’ll choose the guy that loves me, and that treats me nicer, and I won’t feel badly for leaving my hubby for him,either, because he’s ruined my life, treats me like shit, doesn’t give two-shits about me, and I deserve to finally find love and be happy.

ORIANTHI LYRICS

“According To You”

According to you
I’m stupid,
I’m useless,
I can’t do anything right.
According to you
I’m difficult,
hard to please,
forever changing my mind.
I’m a mess in a dress,
can’t show up on time,
even if it would save my life.
According to you. According to you.

But according to him
I’m beautiful,
incredible,
he can’t get me out of his head.
According to him
I’m funny,
irresistible,
everything he ever wanted.
Everything is opposite,
I don’t feel like stopping it,
so baby tell me what I got to lose.
He’s into me for everything I’m not,
according to you.

According to you
I’m boring,
I’m moody,
you can’t take me any place.
According to you
I suck at telling jokes cause I always give it away.
I’m the girl with the worst attention span;
you’re the boy who puts up with that.
According to you. According to you.

But according to him
I’m beautiful,
incredible,
he can’t get me out of his head.
According to him
I’m funny,
irresistible,
everything he ever wanted.
Everything is opposite,
I don’t feel like stopping it,
so baby tell me what I got to lose.
He’s into me for everything I’m not,
according to you.

I need to feel appreciated,
like I’m not hated. oh… no…
Why can’t you see me through his eyes?
It’s too bad you’re making me decide.

According to me
you’re stupid,
you’re useless,
you can’t do anything right.
But according to him
I’m beautiful,
incredible,
he can’t get me out of his head.
According to him
I’m funny,
irresistible,
everything he ever wanted.
Everything is opposite,
I don’t feel like stopping it,
baby tell me what I got to lose.
He’s into me for everything I’m not,
according to you. (you, you)
According to you. (you, you)

According to you
I’m stupid,
I’m useless,
I can’t do anything right.